it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
That moment when you get way too absorbed into a kids movie and then realize that you’re an adult now.
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
when someone asked you a question and you didnt understand but you feel the pressure to give an answer
Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt
Workout buddies come in all sizes.
he looks a little worried
“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”