What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)