phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via iwillmindfuckyou)

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

(via jay-dollarsign)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos, via 69shadesofgray)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

thatfunnyblog:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

(Source: trust)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via drinking)

eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

eludednightmares:

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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via iwillmindfuckyou)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via ifyoucouldstaylikethat)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via ifyoucouldstaylikethat)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY